- do you find two road signs pointing in opposite directions saying exactly the same thing
- do people reach 80 having never left their own county
- do two houses and a pub count as a village
- can people use just their name and the name of their village as a full mailing address (because the mailman just knows everybody in their village)
- are there traffic lights in some small towns which are only turned on on sundays, for sunday mass rush hour
- are there 34 shades of green (there used to be 51... but global warming, yknow?)
- do people waste 50% of their conversation complaining about the weather (even when it's sunny... they can always complain about yesterday or tomorrow's rain)
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